Sunday, July 20, 2008

some funny words

sunday, 20th july 2008, pleased.

finally my throat gets better by a little bit. at least can start to eat something. so i ate my favourite amk pig trotters. haha. with a cup of soya bean. all along i am taking the mild antibiotics given by NUH becoz it doesnt kill me. then i realise it is not helping to get my throat better so i switch to my killer antibiotics. omg, once taken and i am knock out. sleep all the way from 11am to 7pm. wake up still feel giddy. but anyway finish up my entre project so kenny and group can presnet tmr. all the best dudes.

here are some funny quotes i recieve from my sister and edwin mail me just ot say it is funny. so lets share and spread the laughter around.

why chinese shouldnt have chistian names:
  1. anne chang (mandarin) - dirty
  2. anne chin (mandarin) - keep quiet
  3. Faye Chen (mandarin) - dusty
  4. carl cheng (hokkien) - buttock
  5. monica cheng (hokkien) - touching your buttocks
  6. lucy leow (hokkien) - you are dead
  7. jane tan (mandarin) - frying eggs
  8. suzie leow (hokkien) - lost till death
  9. Henry mah (mandarin) - hate your mum
  10. corrine tai (hokkien) - poor fellow
  11. nelson tan (mandarin) - bird lying eggs
  12. leslie tong (mandarin) - rubbish bin
  13. carmen teng (hokkien) - leg hair long
  14. connie mah (cantonese) - call your mother
  15. Danny See (hokkien) - squeeze you to death
  16. rosie teng (hokkien) - screws and nail
  17. pete tsai (hokkien) - nose droppings
  18. macy koh (cantonese) - never die before

wahaha, cant believe people think of such funny thingy out. haha.

well check this out. its fact. thses famous people also at a point of time did badly in school.

  • albert einstein: most influential person of the 20th century was4 yrs old before he could speak and 7 before he could read. he spoke haltingly until the age of 9. his teacher once told him 'you'll never amount to anything'
  • issac newton: the scientist who invented modern days physics did poorly in math.
  • ptricia polacco: a prolific children author didnt learn to read until she was14
  • henry ford: founder of motor vehicals FORD barely made it through high school
  • lucille ball: famous comedian was ince dismissed from drama school for being too quiet and shy
  • pablo picasso: 1 of the greatest artists was pulled out of school at age 10 because he was doing so poorly. a tutor even give up on him.
  • ludwig van beethoven: one of the world greatest composers. his music teacher once saud of him' as a composer, he is hopeless'
  • wernher von braun: world famous mathmatician, flunked 9th grade algebra
  • agatha christie: world best known mystery writer famous for shakespeare of any genre, struggked to learn to read because of dyslexia
  • winston churchill: english prime minister failed 6th grade.

whoa so many famous dudes did so badly in school..

perhaps, i may become famous someday..

hehe, thats for all for today. good night

11.47

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