prawning!!

8:52 am, stress.

recently went prawning with my sis and her bf. it was so fun!! the fun is you are able to relax and chit chat about anything under the sun. and on the same time, hook prawns from the pond. haha. it wasnt as easy as it seems. some technique involve and practice required. haha. it was a great experience. promise to bring edwin there someday. maybe within the next few days. haha.

i have some jokes to share. haha. but beware, only for adults or aged 18 and above.

1) this is from a lady:
my husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said: ' this will make you happy tonight'. he was right. when he went out of the bedroom, i squirted it all over the doorknobs. he couldn't get back in.

2) what's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
ans: oral sex makes your day; abal sex makes your hole weak (whole week)

3) what's the difference between erotic and kinky?
ans: erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

4) a young man with a particularly small penis takes his gf to bed for the first time. embarrassed at his lack of nob, he insists on turning out the light. in the darkness, he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, 'no thanks, i dont smoke'.

wahahaa.. sounds funny? some la huh. this book is called the little book of dirty jokes by ed cobham. haha avaliable in major bookstores in singapore. go catch it. haha.

recently felt so stress even though left with only 3 projects to go. hmm, frankly speaking, i feel i couldnt meet the expectations from my groupmates which really makes me feel bad and sad about it. even they give me simple tasks, yet when i produce it is not what they want. there are no satisfaction or motivation after so many projects, makes me wanna drop my whole entre proj and skip the ED day. but that is so irresponsible. haha. perhaps i need a change of groupmates next sem. hopefully i pass this sem first. haha.

i have a few songs to intro this week. hmm some funny songs man.. check this out

1) natasha bedingfield - pocketful of sunshine
2) 9th ward - add me up
3) mike jones ft hurricane chris - drop and gimme 50
4) qwote - i dont wanna fight
5) rihanna - take a bow
6)talking heads - physcho killer
7) wu tang clan - gravel pit

well, if you didnt manage to download any of the songs that i recommend, can jolly well ask from me. i will burn it out for you to prove that these are really nice songs. haha.

today topic is : change is always challenged
it is not always easy to change our patterns, but it is very possible. recognise 1 thing, whenever we decide to change, we meet resistance. we are always challengued to see if we are serious. see how many of you have encounter this example.
let us say you make the decision to open a saving account for the first time and begin to amss your personal fortune. you cancel dinner at the hyatt, and you have $63 embarked for the bank. isnt that just the day that your best friend birthday, your phone spoilt and need to get a new one, your brother in law needs the hundred dollars that you borrowed from him last christmas?

the truth is that you can change, but the old patterns will try and persist. in other words, recognise that all change will be met with resistancem, be prepared.

anyway, going to school.
goodbye.
isomia kills.