Tuesday, July 29, 2008

prawning!!

8:52 am, stress.

recently went prawning with my sis and her bf. it was so fun!! the fun is you are able to relax and chit chat about anything under the sun. and on the same time, hook prawns from the pond. haha. it wasnt as easy as it seems. some technique involve and practice required. haha. it was a great experience. promise to bring edwin there someday. maybe within the next few days. haha.

i have some jokes to share. haha. but beware, only for adults or aged 18 and above.

1) this is from a lady:
my husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said: ' this will make you happy tonight'. he was right. when he went out of the bedroom, i squirted it all over the doorknobs. he couldn't get back in.

2) what's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
ans: oral sex makes your day; abal sex makes your hole weak (whole week)

3) what's the difference between erotic and kinky?
ans: erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

4) a young man with a particularly small penis takes his gf to bed for the first time. embarrassed at his lack of nob, he insists on turning out the light. in the darkness, he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, 'no thanks, i dont smoke'.

wahahaa.. sounds funny? some la huh. this book is called the little book of dirty jokes by ed cobham. haha avaliable in major bookstores in singapore. go catch it. haha.

recently felt so stress even though left with only 3 projects to go. hmm, frankly speaking, i feel i couldnt meet the expectations from my groupmates which really makes me feel bad and sad about it. even they give me simple tasks, yet when i produce it is not what they want. there are no satisfaction or motivation after so many projects, makes me wanna drop my whole entre proj and skip the ED day. but that is so irresponsible. haha. perhaps i need a change of groupmates next sem. hopefully i pass this sem first. haha.

i have a few songs to intro this week. hmm some funny songs man.. check this out

1) natasha bedingfield - pocketful of sunshine
2) 9th ward - add me up
3) mike jones ft hurricane chris - drop and gimme 50
4) qwote - i dont wanna fight
5) rihanna - take a bow
6)talking heads - physcho killer
7) wu tang clan - gravel pit

well, if you didnt manage to download any of the songs that i recommend, can jolly well ask from me. i will burn it out for you to prove that these are really nice songs. haha.

today topic is : change is always challenged
it is not always easy to change our patterns, but it is very possible. recognise 1 thing, whenever we decide to change, we meet resistance. we are always challengued to see if we are serious. see how many of you have encounter this example.
let us say you make the decision to open a saving account for the first time and begin to amss your personal fortune. you cancel dinner at the hyatt, and you have $63 embarked for the bank. isnt that just the day that your best friend birthday, your phone spoilt and need to get a new one, your brother in law needs the hundred dollars that you borrowed from him last christmas?

the truth is that you can change, but the old patterns will try and persist. in other words, recognise that all change will be met with resistancem, be prepared.

anyway, going to school.
goodbye.
isomia kills.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Nonsense, totally nonsense

26/07/2008, angry.

this is bull shit. what is wrong with giving someone a key chain?? do i have to answer to you? do i have to report to you? do i have to ask for your permission? this is hilarious. i didn't know you will make such a din out of it. better don't let me say this out if not it will become the joke of the month.

i am leaving for Vietnam and meeting up my good friends for the next few weeks. so now what? ask your permission huh? or otherwise u will create a din sending sarcastic sms to me? or are you gonna kill them for good? come on, what the hell are you thinking man?

didn't you have a terrific boyfriend who dote on you so much that your blog have endless post of it? ask your bf to buy one for you then. I HAVE MY FREEDOM TO GIVE IT TO ANYONE, GO ANYWHERE OR DO ANYTHING. THIS IS MY FREEDOM.

yes, i am that good! dont believe you ask my classmates, ask my friends. try me! i make sure i give you hell. i have changed. i learn how to appreciate people and things around me. i stay with my principles which are not as fickle as anyone or anything. i dare to say things which are hurting and somehow i dont give a damn. because it is the true.

simply childish.

make sure you read this post, melissa.

12:43am

Thursday, July 24, 2008

birthday photos..




thursday, july 24, 2008. tired, expected.






whoa, my mom bought me the Royal rumble Anthology set that cost over a hundred bucks.. very very nice of her really. initially i intend to borrow the money from her because it is the last set and it is not easy to find the whole set in singapore. so a few days ago, i accompanied my mom to jurong east to open a bank account and we came across this VCD shop that sell this wrestling seT!! i dl the whole royal rumble in the past once i found out that this is avaliable in the market. but the picture isnt as clear as what is the original!! so happy. but i intend to return her the money. becoz it is not cheap my dear.

haha, anyway my dad sent me MAY photos. our photos taken during the celebration. haha. how rare to see me taking photos with my dad. so i gonna post it up.


projects dateline is a sick thing. and projects after projects make it worst. at times really, it is not we do not want to do, but we really do not know how to. haiz, only if words dont lie, then there wont be any disbelieve in this world.

anyway, going out with a few of my friends this coming week. meeting up edwin to get the books and perhaps buy some clothes before i m off to vietnam. having a feast becoz my sister is giving a treat to my family and tyron's family. going out with joeis in the midweek for a small chat. sounds good huh? haha. hope so.

Love waits, is it? heed this.

relationship move forward in 2 different ways. both start with attraction. lots of different things attract or turn us on, a look, a gesture, the sound of a voice. where the relationship goes from there is up to us. the selfish lust route usually starts with infatuation, which feels like real love but is mearly a flash in the pan. these obsessions usually burn out quickly. before long, we start looking for our next flame. the material stage is when you get physical because it feels good and seems like the logical next step in the relationship. you say it's love but it's really lust. breakup is what inevitably happens when the relationship is based primarily on the physical.

if you want to build solid boy-girl relationship, you take the selfless love route. it starts with a foundation of friendship, getting to know and like someone, regardless of what you might get from them physically. bonding is when you start to understand and care for someone on a deeper level, learning their hopes and dreams, their fears and faith. it may involve some light hugging and kissing, based on affection, not lust. commitment is when you desire to share your lives together in a committed, long-term relationship, commonly known as marriage. at this stage sex is good and fulfilling.

all right, time to rest.. good night.

11:54pm.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

yes, my family all cares about me!

tuesday, 22/07/2008. well.

wahaha, look at my sister nick: ' excuse me mr boon, your sis also cares about you!'
haha, i noe la. come on, my family members all plays a part. i have a dun care attitude daddy who seems not to care but pay up all my medical expenses. i have a energize mom who always concern about my tummy and i have a SISTER, who complaints that i never recieve her care on concern. wahaha. what a funny sister.

she must be absolute glad by now after recieving the letter from her company. and she want to treat us eat crabs!! haha, good.. very fortunate to have such a funny family. haha..

well i have something to share to after reading my coaching book.
the title: If an athlete is coached with ...

if an athlete is coached with criticism, she learns to condemn;
if an athlete is coached with hostility, he learns to fight;
if an athlete is coached with ridicule, she learns to hate;
if an athlete is coached with shame, he learns to feel guilty;
if an athlete is coached with tolerance, she learns to be patient;
if an athlete is coached with encouragement, he learns to be confident;
if an athlete is coached with praise, she learns to appreciate;
if an athlete is coached with fairness, he learns justice;
if an athlete is coached with consistency, she learns to trust;
if an athlete is coached with respect, he learns to respect himself.

isnt it true? i think so. how bout you?


do you know the follow facts? the big fears versus real world risks



The fear ---------------------The real risk
Deadly shark attack ---------- 1 in 280 million
Deadly anthrax attack-------- 1 in 57 million
Deadly airplane accident----- 1 in 3 million
Shot by a sniper---------------- 1 in 517000
Losing your job----------------- 1 in 252
Home burglary------------------ 1 in 181
Developing cancer------------- 1 in 7
Catching a foodborne illness this year------ 1 in 4
Catching a sexually transmitted disease---- 1 in 4
Developing heart disease---------------------- 1 in 4
Dying 5 to 10 yers early if you are overweight----1 in 4
Death from tobacco-related illness (smokers)-----1 in 2

haha, cannot believe right.. but sound true isnt it?

8:54pm.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

some funny words

sunday, 20th july 2008, pleased.

finally my throat gets better by a little bit. at least can start to eat something. so i ate my favourite amk pig trotters. haha. with a cup of soya bean. all along i am taking the mild antibiotics given by NUH becoz it doesnt kill me. then i realise it is not helping to get my throat better so i switch to my killer antibiotics. omg, once taken and i am knock out. sleep all the way from 11am to 7pm. wake up still feel giddy. but anyway finish up my entre project so kenny and group can presnet tmr. all the best dudes.

here are some funny quotes i recieve from my sister and edwin mail me just ot say it is funny. so lets share and spread the laughter around.

why chinese shouldnt have chistian names:
  1. anne chang (mandarin) - dirty
  2. anne chin (mandarin) - keep quiet
  3. Faye Chen (mandarin) - dusty
  4. carl cheng (hokkien) - buttock
  5. monica cheng (hokkien) - touching your buttocks
  6. lucy leow (hokkien) - you are dead
  7. jane tan (mandarin) - frying eggs
  8. suzie leow (hokkien) - lost till death
  9. Henry mah (mandarin) - hate your mum
  10. corrine tai (hokkien) - poor fellow
  11. nelson tan (mandarin) - bird lying eggs
  12. leslie tong (mandarin) - rubbish bin
  13. carmen teng (hokkien) - leg hair long
  14. connie mah (cantonese) - call your mother
  15. Danny See (hokkien) - squeeze you to death
  16. rosie teng (hokkien) - screws and nail
  17. pete tsai (hokkien) - nose droppings
  18. macy koh (cantonese) - never die before

wahaha, cant believe people think of such funny thingy out. haha.

well check this out. its fact. thses famous people also at a point of time did badly in school.

  • albert einstein: most influential person of the 20th century was4 yrs old before he could speak and 7 before he could read. he spoke haltingly until the age of 9. his teacher once told him 'you'll never amount to anything'
  • issac newton: the scientist who invented modern days physics did poorly in math.
  • ptricia polacco: a prolific children author didnt learn to read until she was14
  • henry ford: founder of motor vehicals FORD barely made it through high school
  • lucille ball: famous comedian was ince dismissed from drama school for being too quiet and shy
  • pablo picasso: 1 of the greatest artists was pulled out of school at age 10 because he was doing so poorly. a tutor even give up on him.
  • ludwig van beethoven: one of the world greatest composers. his music teacher once saud of him' as a composer, he is hopeless'
  • wernher von braun: world famous mathmatician, flunked 9th grade algebra
  • agatha christie: world best known mystery writer famous for shakespeare of any genre, struggked to learn to read because of dyslexia
  • winston churchill: english prime minister failed 6th grade.

whoa so many famous dudes did so badly in school..

perhaps, i may become famous someday..

hehe, thats for all for today. good night

11.47

Saturday, July 19, 2008

sick, deadly sick..

19 july, 2008. 9.22pm, bored.

this is the first time i access to my com for so many many days. i have been in my bed for the past many days. visit doctor more often then i visit awwa. haha. finally ended up in hospital which they treated me like a dengue patient. haha. wear a stupid mask.

back at home take medicine until wanna vomit. mom was nice, concern about whether have i got enough food for the day. but my throats hurts like hell how on earth am i able to eat? but i understand her feeling so i try my very best saying i am not hungry and ask her not to worry. i am getting better day by day.

tons of project waiting for me to do. omg. i wanted to start everytime but the anti-biotics is so strong that it makes me feel so weak. so weak till i feel my room is a class A ward with a television. haha. frankly i only watch tv, eat medicine and sleep. getting bored over it.

joeis very nice. she sms daily ask me to take care. hahah.. owe her a meal sooner or later. of course friends concern has been spreading over to my phone. thanks alot. i will be back by i think wed, if tues check up works wonders.

all right nothing much more to say. good night.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

OIPP to vietnam!!

15/07/2008, awake.

yes i am so looking forward to my OIPP trip to vietnam. there will be a total of 7 people selected for the trip. and it will be a long 10 weeks thingy. getting excited over it. haha. however. i will still need to get over this sem module as the projects are piling up as tall as Andre the Giant. haha. wendy say i am in charge of the air tickets. omg, it's a heavy responsibility can. haha. but whatever, gonna seek my sister who is a frequent tiger airways customer for more information.

my sis is back from hong kong and she bought me a Hugo boss dark blue perfume. cool. haha. a mahjong set which singapore also got sell, some marvellous lao po bing and a over sized shirt for me! haha. very nice of her and i appreciate it. hehe. but really envy can travel to hong kong for shopping. i wanna go real soon too.

btw, i have change a domain from wordpress to blogspot becoz alot of people say blogspot is better then wordpress. as a newbie in this thingy, it is best to heed people advice so when i require help, people can help me mah. haha.

wanting to meet edwin real soon becoz of some benefits. haha. no la, becoz he intro me some real good books and i hope i can get my hands onto it real soon before i fly. in fact i wanted to buy a ee pc from asus too. 798 with 20 gb hard disk. sounds great. it is so compact that it can fit into a pocket! hmm, only if your pocket is big enough. haha. it will be convenience for me to bring to vietnam but my parents seems to object to everything i do or i want to buy recently. sian, no parents support means no government support. haha. well will source for some income and apply for subsidies.

2 days will have a total of 48 hours and i guess i slept for more then 28 hours. haha and i am damn awake now. tmr there will be a tele soccer match for SB. guess what, players and stars involving from young lions, sembawang and balestier FC. haha.

all right, that's about it for today. nothing much to post also. haha. simple everyday routine life. when i ponders something, i will be sure it will be up here soon for everyone to share my thoughts.

some new songs to intro:
1) closer- neyo
2) when i grow up- pussycats dolls
3) Dangerous - Akon ft. Kardinal Offishall -
4) She Didn't Go She Didn't Leave - Colby O Donis -
5) Heartbreaker - Will.I.Am (Feat. Cheryl Cole) -

Monday, July 14, 2008

Bala

10/07/2008, tired.
today when i went for work, the first news is a bad one. paying docking time. it was last Friday someone denied payment resulted ben, celva, yusri, sunil,one girl and me have to foot the bill. it is 12 bucks. i dun mind paying but the thing is no one admit who took the wrong payment. maybe is me, maybe not. but anyway, good news flow in after that.

NYP called me said that i am selected for the Vietnam attachment trip to songbe resort. great!, it was what i wanted all along. so i called my mom, her respond was a sad one. it breaks my heart. perhaps i made a wrong move by signing up for it in the first place. hmm, hope she dont get too upset about it.. heaven was kind to me, really. it always give me what i wanted. hope this guardian angel will be with me always.

so it’s working time. frankly speaking, bala is a nice place to work. there are really nice people there. the Filipinos there doesnt seem to have temper at all. timothy is a kind soul together with ms siti and company. perhaps i am too quickly to judge. but at least they are kind in nature, i feel. i feel marvic helped me the most!! thank you.

heed this:people are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered.love them anyway.if you do good, people will accuse you of slefish ulterior motives.do good anyway.if you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.succeed anyway.the good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.do good anyway.honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.be honest and frank anyway.what you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.build anyway.people really need help but may attack you if you help them.help people anyway.give the world the best you have and you’ll get kicked in the teeth.give the world the best you have anyway.

many are surprise that i create a blog. haha, in fact me too. because too many unspoken words needed to be spoken. so sean intro me to use this channel to say what i wanted to say. i dont mind if not a single soul view my blog. there isnt anything to flaunt or to tell. many feelings are suppose to be buried together with time.
‘lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past’ how great is this statement. i read it from a coach in nba named rick pitino. it makes think of my past. if i didnt know the truth, i am still in the dark till today. it is so unfair for those who lied and got scot-free. even if caught, there is nothing much the victim can do anyway. somehow there is no balance in this matter. the victim will always be the victim. the lier will always win his way.

i have everything i want to have. i have a great heart warming family. i have excellent buddy buddy friends. i have the great experience of coaching at this age which not many have did it. i have great teachers and mentor in my school and work. i have almost seems perfect part time job. i have got the oversea attachment that i wanted to have. i have the great electronics devices in today’s world. i have past relationship which can be good and bad.somehow, somehow, i feel empty inside. something is lacking, and it is lacking badly. i always wanted to spill this out but i realise no one can hear this. even i post this today, only this particular blog knows it.

but who can tell me what i am lacking to complete me..

Starry, starry night

08/07/2008, happy.
this is my first post for this blog. CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!
well, initially before setting this thingy up, i have lots of things i wanted to post about. but suddenly, hmm, like there’s nothing much to post. however recently i have read some outstanding self improve books that really makes me think hard. here goes:

1) the 6 most important decision you will ever make by sean convey.

haha, only got one though. edwin promise to pass me the book titled ‘be happy’ one of the best selling books in town.
but this the 6 most important decision you will ever make by sean convey really apply in my lifestyle. it talks about school, friends, parents, dating &sex, addicitions and self worth. doris is smart. she say i would post about to share with my readers. haha. true. its worth reading.


anyway, starry starry night seems so emo. yup, it is from the song called VIncent. i got to know this song from the tv show, heart of greed which i recently watch 7 episode in a single day. it talks about family harmony and the inheritance after both parents are gone how families turned upside down because of money. very heart touching and exciting. introduce to everyone out there.


talk to joeis recently. hmmm she just broke up with her boyfriend. not a good news after she tried so hard in that relationship. but it is not the quantity (how long), it’s the quality (how happy when they are together). i am starting to believe perhaps no first sight in love, because it will not last. all must start from friends and know the person well enough then move into a relationship. but the question remains, most girls will not accept her friends to be their boyfriends. so how contradicting this is? leave the grey area grey. that’s my comment. but anyway, thanks for the company by the sea. even though we didnt manage to catch the 3 wheel motor but i must thank you for my success in the spider web!


i saw melissa today. say hi to her and acknowledge her. strangly, there is no hate, no love, no nothing. just a simple greeting and i move on. she told me it makes her feel like playing mahjong after she saw me. oh, do i have a bai ban face? haha. well, it has pass.. way pass the line..

yes, this is mr james wong. perhaps it is all the opportunity he give me during EPM period that allow me to recieve the award. even though he is well hated by most of my classmates, however, i m grateful to him, big time. i will tend to compare what he teach me in coaching with my past experience. haha, i feel i am a good coaching. command style. haha. ok la, got a little bit of cooperative style also. frankly speaking, i really miss my coaching days..








whoa, guess who is this. mr lionel teo, my PM. perfect. i think he is a excellent teacher and a excellent husband. (perhaps too early to give a judgement) but because he will often bring up about his family during class so i feel it that way. his animation in his lesson makes me laugh big time. and he is a Liverpool FAN!! haha. he is a nice man, really. he help me in my OIPP and even give me a call on that interview day to remind me about it. a pat on my shoulders from him give me more peace for the OIPP. thank you








and finally, this is my class SW. i tell you, only until today, i realise they are fanatics about photo shooting. the will do all means to get into the picture even though certain shots are only meant for females. and there are some females who die die want their face in the pics. haha. these people are funny, classic funny people








anyway i would like to thank dinah for her precious camara to all me to take the pictures. haha, she might have just won the babe of the year 2008!

well, now it boils down to wai ming, the troubled guy. when i am in a relationship, i have the similar feeling which he describe to me yesterday. he bought me a budweiser because my friend fir told me it taste much better then carlsberg and tiger. and we sit and talk to 3 overall hours. haha. afterall, my only advice is to follow your heart.

all right, gonna stop here and start my entre project before kenny chop my head with his warriors orachi sword. haha. but before i end, here’s one verse from my dad : human nature. good bye!

說了又不听
听了又不懂
不懂又不问
问了又不做
做了又做错
错了又不认
认了又不改
改了又不服
不服又不說